"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
07/18/2016 at 11:32 • Filed to: None
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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
07/18/2016 at 11:32 • Filed to: None | 2
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I felt like the double rainbow guy. WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAANNNNNN?????!? What are those dates?! Birthdays? Weddings? Funerals?! Secret nuclear launch codes????? Neither her nor her boyfriend had shoes. They did have a very visible layer of grime on them and smelled like taint. and of course, she was driving a Volvo S80 with mossy oak seat covers and a browning Doe and buck heart sticker.
PotbellyJoe and 42 others
> Your boy, BJR
07/18/2016 at 11:42 |
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On a side note, the ham&turkey melt is gold.
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Your boy, BJR
> PotbellyJoe and 42 others
07/18/2016 at 11:43 |
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I love their Texas toast grilled cheese. Fresh moozadel and provalone all day!
Textured Soy Protein
> Your boy, BJR
07/18/2016 at 11:45 |
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I’m confused because a Volvo S80 and use of the word “MURICA” usually indicates some sense of ironic self-awareness.
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Your boy, BJR
> Textured Soy Protein
07/18/2016 at 11:47 |
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I'm not sure if real person or viral marketing stunt (notice the budwiser crowns)
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> Your boy, BJR
07/18/2016 at 12:03 |
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I fully expect, from your description/picture, that these are the kind of people that after being around, I’d immediately go home and shower; like a seriously deep clean kind of shower.
Maybe family members in the services that were KIA?
kanadanmajava1
> Your boy, BJR
07/18/2016 at 12:22 |
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My coworker gets his childrens’ birthdays tattoed on his arm. Maybe the same thing but with more Murica? The kids might be really patriotic.
From your arm it would be very convenient to check the dates but from your back it doesn’t work so easily.
BunkyTheMelon
> Your boy, BJR
07/18/2016 at 12:54 |
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She's clearly eyeballing the grape Skoal. How many cans did she buy?
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Your boy, BJR
> BunkyTheMelon
07/18/2016 at 14:05 |
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None. She got 2 boxes of Marlboro menthol 100s
Tapas
> Your boy, BJR
07/18/2016 at 14:20 |
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Those are the PIN numbers for her home depot, kohl’s and quick chek cards
InFierority Complex
> kanadanmajava1
07/18/2016 at 18:04 |
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The top two dates are less than a month and a half apart though. I guess it could be a stepchild too, maybe.
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kanadanmajava1
> InFierority Complex
07/18/2016 at 18:30 |
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You are right. But there’s still one possible solution. She was originally he and he managed to get two kids in two months with two different women. The third could be grandchildren. My theory would work but it is quite unlikely.
Between the first dates there’s some kind of deer symbol. They could be registration dates of their John Deere tractors!
Ok. I’m tired. I’m off to bed...
The Compromiser
> Your boy, BJR
07/18/2016 at 18:34 |
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High school boyfriends locker combinations? They can set their beer in the middle and learn at the same time.